Yeah, but you're cool with me, and I'm cool with her. So it trickles down. There are benefits to being Yang Xiao Long's husband.
Including cooties.
[She grins, a little relieved that he's not teasing her too much about the door. She supposes it does make his place a lot easier to spot in the hallway.]
[And she knows better than to give much encouragement or discouragement, it's always going to be a sensitive topic. ...Why is she even wondering in the first place?]
...A tiny version of you would probably be way too cute. I don't think I could handle it.
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[Either she's real mad, or she doesn't have her right arm screwed in with the handy text stylus available to her.]
[Must be the latter since a voice call follows shortly.]
For a second I thought you said 'cookies'. That makes more sense.
[There's a distant sound of something sloshing in water. She might be doing dishes?]
So...you're saying I definitely shouldn't kiss you again?
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I'll have to get my shots first, is all.
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[There's definitely a grin in her voice, though.]
Are you home?
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Are you in a pool, or something? Does your place have a pool?
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[Another slosh, and some dripping.]
Nah, just taking a bath before I call Gwen over. How do you like your new place?
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[ A pause, deliberate. ]
You know, these devices have a video function.
[ mercury please]
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[A pause. A sigh.]
Is that an observation, or a request?
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[ So in other words, no. ]
It's whatever you choose to make of it, Yang.
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...It's a bubble bath, you wouldn't see anything worthwhile.
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[ Because why settle for less? ]
I'd see you, wouldn't I?
[ smooooooooooooooth ]
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[She indulges in a chuckle, then a relaxed sigh.]
What would I get to see in return if I switched to video? And are you going to stay in Nova?
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[ He sounds equally amused, trailing off into a thoughtful hun.]
We'll be in Nova for sure. I still work here, after all. As far as what you'll get to see? Why don't you make a request?
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...Any request? What if I'd rather be surprised?
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... I can do that, in a few.
[ There's the sound of metal being dragged against the floor. ]
Still figuring out the best way to close this door.
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As for the door? No clue. Wasn't really thinking about the consequences when I punched it down. Aren't you the handyman?
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[ A lot of people don't, to be fair. ]
You warped that thing waaaaaay beyond what I can do with a hammer and a screwdriver. I'm not that handy.
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Kinda digging the nickname!
And, uh...Sorry?
[She's not THAT sorry about the reasons she punched the door down, but hearing the inconvenience does make her feel a little guilty.]
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... Actually it's definitely fun for me, but not that fun kind.
Don't worry about the door, I really don't care. It'll be someone else's problem soon anyway.
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Including cooties.
[She grins, a little relieved that he's not teasing her too much about the door. She supposes it does make his place a lot easier to spot in the hallway.]
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[She's quiet for a moment. Thoughtful. And carefully drawing a razor over her leg.]
...You think you'd ever have kids someday? For real.
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Never thought about it. Don't really want to, right now.
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[And she knows better than to give much encouragement or discouragement, it's always going to be a sensitive topic. ...Why is she even wondering in the first place?]
...A tiny version of you would probably be way too cute. I don't think I could handle it.
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